We continue on my festival adventures! This time my tummy is going crazy and need to shit as soon as possible. It feels like it will not be a fully solid one as well. The toilets are far away and I'm with my tent in the middle a crowded camping. My friends are very close by in full view. Maybe I could sneak past them without them noticing, to crawl into the bushes and relieve myself there...So I quickly sneak there, though on the way at exactly that moment my friend calls me. Awkwardly I reply from a distance. At least they're not walking towards me so I continue my dirty little adventure. I look for a place with some privacy but it's nearly impossible to fin, also I'm almost shitting in my pants! Quickly I pull down and squat, releasing a huge thick nasty smelly load of creamy poop. Boy this is a really gross one! I see lots of bits of undigested food. I get curious so I start dissect the pile with a stick. Thank God I still had my pants down cause a thick load of diarrhea suddenly bursts out as I squat. Luckily none of my stuff was laying below me. I show you the new pile that spontaneously blew out of my anus.Then a horrible accident happens, my beautiful new woolen hat falls off my head RIGHT in the middle of my gross smelly half-liquid shit heap! OMG how the fuck am I going to clean this off a woolen hat!? I desperately tried to clean it off with some paper but I think it's impossible to get all the poop residue out of the fibers. Oh well, most people won't notice. Wanna keep a dirty secret? I'm still wearing this hat almost every day. ;)
Keywords: Shitting, Shitting Clips, Scat, Scat Clips, Kitty Skatt, dissection, bits, undigested, dissect, dissecting
