Oh good morning! Time to take my morning poop. As always it's quick, right about to drop when you join me. I rise up to a standing slightly crouched position and let it all fall out. 4 heavy loud splats into my toilet. Once I return to the seat a few more plop and splash out. I pick my nose with finger, then grab TP and blow a few times, more picking. Eye crust wiping. I pee clean up, wipe with TP showing you my light smear shit, then closeup in my toilet bowl. No flush.
